Relics solve ancient riddle.."How to keep women happy."

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Relics solve ancient riddle.."How to keep women happy."

Post by leslie(nova scotia) » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:26 pm

My dig today, once the relics were decoded answered the age old question. "How do you truly make a woman happy?"

Rudolph Valentino, Cupid and even Aphrodite's quest to answer that have been thwarted as far back as the Garden of Edam. You can lavish them with affection, gifts and attention but these are but fleeting stop gap measures to ensure bliss.

While swinging my Freedom 3 Plus today I asked myself "Self. How can that be done?" Straining as much as I could I engaged my grey matter and pondered, deliberated to no avail...um a sterling silver charm. Could the great Freud come to a sound conclusion......um a zipper? Does the answer come from the Bible.....um a key? 50 coins totaling under $2.00 later I still did not have a sound hypothesis...but did have quota.

Driving home in Wreck Havoc I started to digest the relics I had dug for the day....a face, a zipper and a fancy key. The dawn then dawns on this Neanderthal thinking man whose idea for treating a complex being such as a female with a night in the cave drinking grog and watching hockey.

By arranging the relics it hit me like a bolt of lightening....."The key to having face is keep it zipped."
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Of course over the millennium men have learned to speak with this one being well trained and not overly verbose when quarried but answering in a subservient tone the two words a woman can understand.........
"Yes
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Re: Relics solve ancient riddle.."How to keep women happy."

Post by Blackadder43 » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:30 pm

By arranging the relics it hit me like a bolt of lightening....."The key to having face is keep it zipped."
Classic!!
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Post by Mud Max » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:46 pm

Nice write up buddy.
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Post by Oxgirl36 » Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:54 pm

Interesting hypothesis. Sadly, as a woman, I can tell you it is flawed. Many questions require a completely different answer. This is particularly true of the classic question 'Does my bum look big in this?'. You could try saying 'yes' but I wouldn't recommend it :{
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Post by alloverover » Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:14 pm

[quote="leslie(nova scotia)" the Garden of Edam. You can lavish them with affection, gifts and attention but these are but fleeting stop gap measures to ensure bliss.
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I think a visit there would keep my Mrs happy Leslie, she loves that Dutch red orb of cheese, unfortunately i dont know where it is and as she is being a pretty miserable cow at the moment I wouldnt take her even if I knew B|

Thanks for the post mate, it mad eme laugh :)) ::g

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Re: Relics solve ancient riddle.."How to keep women happy."

Post by sweepstick47 » Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:40 pm

Oxgirl36 wrote:
Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:54 pm
Interesting hypothesis. Sadly, as a woman, I can tell you it is flawed. Many questions require a completely different answer. This is particularly true of the classic question 'Does my bum look big in this?'. You could try saying 'yes' but I wouldn't recommend it :{
Hello Oxgirl36 ::g Yes, you're absolutely right, many questions do require a completely different answer which should always be the same - No! However, without a photo..............?? :-O
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Post by sweepstick47 » Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:42 pm

Hello Leslie, Another great post ::g ::g Keep 'em coming pal! Regards ss47
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