A Digger's Christmas Carol

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A Digger's Christmas Carol

Post by leslie(nova scotia) » Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:58 pm

T'was the day before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a grouse.
The Hunny Bunny was all warmly tucked in her bed
While the Bluenoser was nursing a throbbing head.

It had rained so heavy the day before
Being inside had become quite the bore.
A great thought the Bluenoser suddenly had
It was not naughty sad or even remotely bad.

To the spare bedroom he did willingly go
Looked out the window and seeing no snow.
Why not go out for a walk with the Freedom three
Instead of sitting starring at a Christmas tree.

So with his detector he made a mad dash
With his keys in hand, pocket with some cash.
Out of the drive way, left on the street.
Digging in December what a real treat.

The ground was mushy in several spots
Litter on the field from the little school tots.
Bell tones from the Garrett now joyfully sounded
As the Lesche tool in the ground constantly pounded.

After a while Bluenoser's knees did rock and roll
He had to give up before his 50 coin goal.
Ten short of quota with eleven dollars thirty five
The Bluenoser returned home feeling barely alive.

French Dave had come a knocking a few days before
Leaving Bambi meat as he walked out the door.
So when he shoots Dasher, Prancer and Scooboo Do
Come to the Bluenoser's for some great wild stew.



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Re: A Digger's Christmas Carol

Post by alloverover » Sun Dec 24, 2017 11:36 pm

Nice one Leslie, very good indeed mate........I dont want no dog stew though mate,christmas or no christmas, doggie stew is not for me, sccobie can ghet on his way mate ::g

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Re: A Digger's Christmas Carol

Post by sweepstick47 » Mon Dec 25, 2017 12:35 am

Nice one Leslie ::g All the very best to you and yours -=+:-P -=+:-P Regards ss47
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Re: A Digger's Christmas Carol

Post by knotalot » Mon Dec 25, 2017 1:36 am

(nova scotia wrote The Hunny Bunny was all warmly tucked in her bed
While the Bluenoser was nursing a throbbing head),Leslie i had the same problem with my lass until a pal told me i needed to take the viagra two hours earlier, :)) :)) hope it helps Merry Christmas to you both -=+:-P
PS please tell French Dave there is seven of santa`s reindeers coming his way =P~

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Re: A Digger's Christmas Carol

Post by oldartefact » Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:20 am

On the 1st day of christmas my detector gave to me a cartridge and a sore knee
On the 2nd day of christmas my detector gave to me 2 rubber gloves, a cartridge and a sore knee
On the 3rd day of christmas my detector gave to me 3 French Deus, 2 rubber gloves, a cartridge and a sore knee
On the 4th day of christmas my detector gave to me 4 rampaging herds, 3 French Deus, 2 rubber gloves, a cartridge and a sore knee
On the 5th day of christmas my detector gave to me 5 gold rings ::g , 4 rampaging herds, 3 French Deus, 2 rubber gloves, a cartridge and a sore knee
On the 6th day of christmas my detector gave to me 6 hours of praying, 5 gold rings ::g , 4 rampaging herds, 3 French Deus, 2 rubber gloves, a cartridge and a sore knee
On the 7th day of christmas my detector gave to me 7 whorles a spinning, 6 hours of praying, 5 gold rings ::g , 4 rampaging herds, 3 French Deus, 2 rubber gloves, a cartridge and a sore knee
On the 8th day of christmas my detector gave to me 8 hours of walking, 7 whorles a spinning, 6 hours of praying, 5 gold rings ::g , 4 rampaging herds, 3 French Deus, 2 rubber gloves, a cartridge and a sore knee
On the 9th day of christmas my detector gave to me 9 finds a chancing, 8 hours of walking, 7 whorles a spinning, 6 hours of praying, 5 gold rings ::g , 4 rampaging herds, 3 French Deus, 2 rubber gloves, a cartridge and a sore knee
On the 10th day of christmas my detector gave to me 10 fences for leaping, 9 finds a chancing, 8 hours of walking, 7 whorles a spinning, 6 hours of praying, 5 gold rings ::g , 4 rampaging herds, 3 French Deus, 2 rubber gloves, a cartridge and a sore knee
On the 11th day of christmas my detector gave to me 11 bits of piping, 10 fences for leaping, 9 finds a chancing, 8 hours of walking, 7 whorles a spinning, 6 hours of praying, 5 gold rings ::g , 4 rampaging herds, 3 French Deus, 2 rubber gloves, a cartridge and a sore knee
On the 12th day of christmas my detector gave to me 12 months of dreaming, 11 bits of piping, 10 fences for leaping, 9 finds a chancing, 8 hours of walking, 7 whorles a spinning, 6 hours of praying, 5 gold rings ::g , 4 rampaging herds, 3 French Deus, 2 rubber gloves, a cartridge and a sore knee
Imagine there is no heaven, only sky above us.

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Re: A Digger's Christmas Carol

Post by cantona1 » Mon Dec 25, 2017 7:39 am

Nice, Merry Christmas one and all :D

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Re: A Digger's Christmas Carol

Post by Dave The Slave » Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:45 am

Great post as usual Leslie.
Wishing you all the best for the New Year.
Cheers ::g
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